Predictions for 2006

[The Master]

I shall take over the world.

That's what I'm going to let you think, yes. In reality, you will be my puppet.

[TGAOTU]

So long as I'm not one of the crusty sock variety, I don't really mind.

It is my belief that they don't start off being crusty!

[Joe Black]

WMD are found on the moon by the Daily Sport next to an old Lancaster bomber.

That'll be before a hamster eats all the evidence, like TB's dog ate his papers on WMD in Iraq.

My prediction: EDS, Accenture and Capita will work on a joint gov't project and will come in ahead of schedule, under budget and will exceed user expectations.

I'm off to Messr's Hill to place by bet right now....

[AtW]

One word

SKA

[scotspine]

are we not awaiting a major announcement from your good self re the ska? something along the lines of it now sorts results alphabetically descending or something?

[wendigo100]

Predictions for 2006

Blair will go to Newcastle United to watch a game. Really this time. Host Freddy Shepherd tactfully explains to Blair that no, even if he were fit, Jonny Wilkinson would still not be picked.

Peter Hain will make an astoundingly stupid comment.

There will be a terrorist attack when a boat in the Thames explodes.

Top share tip: Wilkinsons

England will lose the Ashes