I’ve counted 7 new bobs today

[AtW]

Maybe he's getting confused between bobs and bags (of sand).

Your talent for misunderstanding is unmatched.

[Paddy]

You get paid 7 grand a day? Maybe Turkish liras, or should I say - liars

http://fx-rate.net/TRY/

thats about £3,600 per day. Not bad.

[Doggy Styles]

I need a good command of concise, written English to do what I do. This is how Bob applied for a job similar to mine two years ago:

JOB OBJECTIVE
To judiciously use the dynamism of my potentials and creativity in the pursuit of the company goals and embracing challenges, leading to self improvement and realization of set goals at the earliest possible time.

Needless to say, Bob rarely cuts the mustard when he applies for my job, charming though this chap undoubtedly is. So he sticks with development.

[AtW]

Needless to say, Bob rarely cuts the mustard when he applies for my job, charming though this chap undoubtedly is. So he sticks with development.

Are you his line manager?

[ChimpMaster]

Mich Tester Sahib you must be working in the same place I am. We should get the telephone bill checked - I'm sure they're on the phone home half the day.

[Mich the Tester]

I need a good command of concise, written English to do what I do. This is how Bob applied for a job similar to mine two years ago:

JOB OBJECTIVE
To judiciously use the dynamism of my potentials and creativity in the pursuit of the company goals and embracing challenges, leading to self improvement and realization of set goals at the earliest possible time.

Needless to say, Bob rarely cuts the mustard when he applies for my job, charming though this chap undoubtedly is. So he sticks with development.

I’ve got 6 CVs stored on my home PC with almost exactly the same text, and all with different names on the top. Who teaches them this tulip?

[minestrone]

Mich Tester Sahib you must be working in the same place I am. We should get the telephone bill checked - I'm sure they're on the phone home half the day.

I have seen a group of them all get charged the phone bills for their personal calls which came as a bit of a shock to them after several months of hours worth of calls a day.

[ChimpMaster]

I have seen a group of them all get charged the phone bills for their personal calls which came as a bit of a shock to them after several months of hours worth of calls a day.

"I.T. phone home"

[Mich the Tester]

I have seen a group of them all get charged the phone bills for their personal calls which came as a bit of a shock to them after several months of hours worth of calls a day.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I need a good command of concise, written English to do what I do. This is how Bob applied for a job similar to mine two years ago:

JOB OBJECTIVE
To judiciously use the dynamism of my potentials and creativity in the pursuit of the company goals and embracing challenges, leading to self improvement and realization of set goals at the earliest possible time.

Needless to say, Bob rarely cuts the mustard when he applies for my job, charming though this chap undoubtedly is. So he sticks with development.

I’ve got 6 CVs stored on my home PC with almost exactly the same text, and all with different names on the top. Who teaches them this tulip?

It looks like the output from one of those automated sentence generators.