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MarrillionFanny is rightny (damn this keyboardny)Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh bloody hell. It's going to be like the Sound of Music and Mary bloody Poppins on here next week.
"More tea vicar, no after you, no after you, contracting is spiffing isnt it?, oh yes wonderful, got an extension you know, did you, oh marvelous"
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'Allo old boy, how's the Chimney?. Chim chim charooo. Cor Blimey everyone it's EternalOptimist, are we going on an adventure. Spiffing, I'm sure. Don't tell Nanny about his inclusion on the Offenders register. Wot!'Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMarrillionFanny is rightny (damn this keyboardny)
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Who is Nannyny ? MarillionFannyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post'Allo old boy, how's the Chimney?. Chim chim charooo. Cor Blimey everyone it's EternalOptimist, are we going on an adventure. Spiffing, I'm sure. Don't tell Nanny about his inclusion on the Offenders register. Wot!'
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It's not nice to insult Mary when she's not here to defend herself. Some people are busy at weekends you know! Maybe I'll report you.. how long a sentence do you get for reoffending twice in the same week?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh bloody hell. It's going to be like the Sound of Music and Mary bloody Poppins on here next week.Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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Well you quoted him so you will be banned.....Originally posted by SizeZero View PostIt's not nice to insult Mary when she's not here to defend herself. Some people are busy at weekends you know! Maybe I'll report you.. how long a sentence do you get for reoffending twice in the same week?Comment
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And you'll have quoted a banned person so your post will have to be edited to say Comrade SizeZero jumped out of a helicopter and took the plans with him to stop them falling into the hands of the Eurasian enemies. Sorry, I mean the Oceanian enemies. What was I thinking?Originally posted by tay View PostWell you quoted him so you will be banned.....My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I hope Faqqer comes back.
Otherwise it is just a victory for the the forces of darkness with their self proclaimed vision of getting anyone who disagrees with them banned.Comment
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"the forces of darkness"?Originally posted by tay View PostI hope Faqqer comes back. Otherwise it is just a victory for the the forces of darkness with their self proclaimed vision of getting anyone who disagrees with them banned.
Are you thinking Devil-worshippers, amoralists, members of the Sith Order or Power Rangers gone bad?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I for one welcome the change. Eventually the dross,trolls and sockies will be removed and only the pedants, permies and disguised employees will remain.Originally posted by tay View PostI hope Faqqer comes back.
Otherwise it is just a victory for the the forces of darkness with their self proclaimed vision of getting anyone who disagrees with them banned.
Then and only then will the real contractors remain!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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