I had no idea.
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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
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Not if I didn't respond.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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If you can live with yourself then OK..........Originally posted by doodab View PostNot if I didn't respond.Comment
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I only actually post in WA if something comes into my head.
If nothing comes up, and I can be arsed or am sufficiently bored, I will google, as I also did for Muscovy Ducks which I had not heard of.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I have a couple of Muscovy Ducks..... which aren't really ducks (as in they are not in the same family as just about all other ducks)Originally posted by doodab View PostI only actually post in WA if something comes into my head.
If nothing comes up, and I can be arsed or am sufficiently bored, I will google, as I also did for Muscovy Ducks which I had not heard of.
and they don't quack.... but you knew that (from googling).
I also have Tree Ducks/Whistling Ducks which also don't quack... they... well Whistle...
And Call Ducks... which do quack... very loudly and often.....Comment
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I didn't read the whole article to be fair.Male Muscovy Ducks have spiralled penises which can become erect to 20 cm in one third of a second.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Well I must be honest..... I didn't know that bit.....Originally posted by doodab View PostI didn't read the whole article to be fair.
or indeed didn't need to know that bit......Comment
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they were going to call them nettschmackhaftButterkaramelleKinder but they couldnt fit it on the packet
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Where th fook did Müller appear from?
It's was all St. Ivel and Ski yoghurts then suddenly everything's Müller.Comment
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