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You flouncers like to dish it but you can't take it can you. Grow some kahoonasWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
It's spelt cojones, you bone brain.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou flouncers like to dish it but you can't take it can you. Grow some kahoonas
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Kahoona is "dick" in Australia.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's spelt cojones, you bone brain.
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou flouncers like to dish it but you can't take it can you. Grow some kahoonasSo MoronicFu<kwit was suggesting growing dicks (plural) - what a strange turn of phrase....... I know Aussies are stereotypically thick as Tulip but come on.......Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostKahoona is "dick" in Australia.Comment
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About 100. Since 1600 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DiphalliaOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnd how many have more than one?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Anyone with a surname of Richards?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnd how many have more than one?Comment
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Your mum.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnd how many have more than one?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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History Today.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYour mum."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Denise Richards doesn't and I have spent plenty of time checkingOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostAnyone with a surname of Richards?
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