1001 reasons NEVER to vote TORY

**Mr Crosby** · 3 January 2006, 16:12

Blue is the new black.

**Jabberwocky** · 3 January 2006, 16:20

**Jabberwocky** · 3 January 2006, 16:22

**Jabberwocky** · 3 January 2006, 16:25

**Jabberwocky** · 3 January 2006, 16:30

**DodgyAgent** · 3 January 2006, 17:22

let me help

Looks like you need some help here knobjockey:

I believe in a collectivist society that aspires to be whatever the worst common denominator is.

I do not believe in the concepts of personal freedom, self reliance and responsibility

I believe that I should force others to pay taxes so that my conscience is clear

I have nothing and want to share it with eveyone else

**Lucifer Box** · 3 January 2006, 17:28

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

Looks like you need some help here knobjockey:

I believe in a collectivist society that aspires to be whatever the worst common denominator is.

I do not believe in the concepts of personal freedom, self reliance and responsibility

I believe that I should force others to pay taxes so that my conscience is clear

I have nothing and want to share it with eveyone else

Right on, comrade. That's the only sort of language Knobjockey understands. By the way, Knobjockey, have you decided yet what you're going to pretend to be next week? Before Christmas it was American, last week it was Christian nutcase, this week it's hard core Marxist. Tell you what, how about raving bender?

In the meantime, workers of the world unite...

**stackpole** · 3 January 2006, 17:36

Originally posted by Jabberwocky

That puts it into perspective, doesn't it.

The tories lost an election because voters were put off by the thought of the above, rather unattractive member for Putney, sucking a Spanish actress's toes while wearing a Chelsea shirt.

Far worse than Mittalgate, Iraq, Vaz, etc, don't you think?

**Malta Witty** · 3 January 2006, 19:27

Oi look, a darkie's got in

1001 reasons NEVER to vote TORY