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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by ChicoFurther investigations allowed police to put a price on the cost of executing the attacks - no more than several hundred poundsWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHootDo me a favour - Four rush hour train tickets from the North of England to London must have cost the best part of a grand before they even paid for the fertilizer!Sola gratia
Sola fide
Soli Deo gloriaComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt
Anyhow, I'm sure the yanks will be shutting down that site quick enough. A few smart bombs should do it!
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Originally posted by ChicoObservational point with regards to the code monkeys.
Excellent debating technique. Well done!I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Originally posted by Joe BlackAnyhow, I'm sure the yanks will be shutting down that site quick enough. A few smart bombs should do it!Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by Chico[..] Will any articulate and coherent economists clarify for the assembled masses please.
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If you want to expand my theory you might also add that the function is not linear but is influenced by the destructive attitude, which is proportionally direct to the action of invaders and warmongers like the ones you support. Now draw a few derivates and calculate the limit while comparing the integrals to create a diagram and a mathematical explanation.
Francko, graduated at the Rome University of Economics
p.s. the russians were even smarter, just use molotovs (from the old minister Vjačeslav Mikhajlovič Molotov (Вячесла́в Миха́йлович Мо́лотов)), fill them with vodka, no drink for a night and that's all you need.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHootI should think it's the opposite - they're more than pleased to leave all those dodgy islamist sites running, so they can record every visitor (including any of us - DUH!) and add more IP addresses and phone numbers to their network analysis programs whirring away at NSA or somewhere.
They're Listening
Anyone for Golf?
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"1. Insecure
2. Geek
3. Lonely"
Couldn't these apply also to Chico?
Insecure - The fact that he pins all his beliefs onto some mythical omnipresent super being who watches over him (rather like Santa) could highlight his own insecurities.
Geek - This is an IT contractor board. Most people who work in IT are Geeks. As a result I would say that most people on here are geeks - With me being the obvious exception.
Lonely - I don't recall chico ever talking about having a better half. Unless his other half is the holy goatRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Chico, what's your job title? And if you despise "code monkeys" what are you doing on an IT contractors bulletin board? The fact is the most junior code monkey is a thousand times more intelligent than you'll ever be.Hard Brexit now!
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