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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm sure that if you ask Wilmslow he'll slap you about and treat you like sh!t if that's what you really want.


No, that's not what I'm suggesting.
But 'nice' does conjure up a Frank Spencer type image. It should be on the list for sure, but not number 1.Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell, I was only talking to him for a few mins - it took me ages to actually say anything, I was astounded he was real
See - that's two selling points!
1) He's real
2) He's nice
Come to think of it, sounds a hell of a lot better than most round here!
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Same as a pork pie then.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostSee - that's two selling points!
1) He's real
2) He's nice
Come to think of it, sounds a hell of a lot better than most round here!
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm rich.
And thick.
Like clotted cream.
Any takers?
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