I want to join the masons...

[minestrone]

Where do I apply?

[Cliphead]

I was invited some time ago...

[Troll]

Where do I apply?

why?

[minestrone]

but churcy says you cannot be invited

[Cliphead]

but churcy says you cannot be invited

Dunno about that but after doing a few gigs in masonic halls and getting pished with ex grand masters it seemed I had an open door.

Didn't ever get involved but those guys had some form of integrity that I couldn't fault and it did set them apart from the rest - don't ask me about that side of things.

[suityou01]

agreed

was invited to a ladies evening

was a chance to treat wives like trophys and for the men to gather round in huddles with cigars and brandys

I enjoyed looking at the ladies, smoking cigars and drinking brandy

I did not enjoy getting knocked flat by SY02s handbag, or being asked to join the masons.

Otherwise a good evening,

HTH

[Churchill]

Where do I apply?

Might I suggest you find your nearest Masonic Hall and make an enquiry. You might want to check out "The Knights of St Columba" too.

[BoredBloke]

What are the benefits of joining? Do you get free AA membership and the like?

[MarillionFan]

I believe you get a pair of trousers with one leg shorter than the other, plus a book on funny handshakes.

[wobbegong]

What are the benefits of joining? Do you get free AA membership and the like?

Tesco Clubcard points. Because every little helps.