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Phoney Pilot arrested
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
His licence had expired, and I was not valid for passenger aircraft. At least he has experience."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
he pulled his epaulettes off, and said , thank god you have caught up with meOriginally posted by Paddy View PostHis licence had expired, and I was not valid for passenger aircraft. At least he has experience.
must have been a relief for him, in a way
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He was caught when the first officer grew suspicious after he was asked is it the F3 or the F5 key to operate the flaps.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posthe pulled his epaulettes off, and said , thank god you have caught up with me
must have been a relief for him, in a way
Last edited by Paddy; 4 March 2010, 11:25."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI was caught when the first officer grew suspicious after he was asked is it the F3 or the F5 key to operate the flaps.
F4... oops! Retracted the landing gear whilst taxiing.
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