Powerful Chile Quake 'Shifted Earth's Axis'

[chef]

oh dammit, when gf chef said the earth moved for her on Saturday I thought she was talking about me..

[Mich the Tester]

oh dammit, when gf chef said the earth moved for her on Saturday I thought she was talking about me..

Bloody women. Men take the trouble to learn about all the sensitive spots, take the time to warm them up, pump away like mad and then they claim it was the earth what done it. Not exactly gratitude is it?

[doodab]

Aftershock (n)

Your state of mind a few weeks after the earth moves, when you see the result of the pregnancy test

[TimberWolf]

The Earth does move when you have rumpy pumpy, but the Earth+pumpee centre of gravity remains unchanged.

[Mich the Tester]

The Earth does move when you have rumpy pumpy, but the Earth+pumpee centre of gravity remains unchanged.

What if pumpee is on a love swing?

[TimberWolf]

What if pumpee is on a love swing?

Yeah the love swing would move the Earth too. But as the pumping forces are tangential to the Earth's surface in this case, the Earth's angular momentum would be changed, but Earth + love swingers angular momentum will be unchanged. Try it on a children's playground roundabout if you don't believe it.

[doodab]

Yeah the love swing would move the Earth too. But as the pumping forces are tangential to the Earth's surface in this case, the Earth's angular momentum would be changed, but Earth + love swingers angular momentum will be unchanged. Try it on a children's playground roundabout if you want to get on the register

FTFY