Originally posted by norrahe
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sad day for those on the bench
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Nah, I start on vodka first then whisky.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIs that after the whisky bottle is finished?Comment
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WSS.Originally posted by norrahe View Post
I would agree, I never start watching dvds until 4pm at the earliest
As with booze, it's a mistake to turn on the TV until the Sun's over the yard arm (where ever that is
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Day time, including morning time, TV is the quickest way to turn your brain to mush.
(and these days, so is most evening TV)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by zeitghosthttp://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_b...sages/458.html
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Avast the topgallants!
Splice the mainbrace!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!Intergalactic Talk Like A Pirate day?Originally posted by zeitghostHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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