Casualty visit last night…..

[OwlHoot]

Isn't that just a scratch compared to what Diver did?

Crikey, what did Diver do? Accidently lop off his arm?

[Churchill]

Isn't all this wilmslow bollarks better off posted on tw@tter?

Wilmslow's posts are exactly like Wilmslow itrw - he's a quirky little chap! Mostly harmless to others but bloody lethal to himself.

I think I'll adopt him.

[Churchill]

Crikey, what did Diver do? Accidently lop off his arm?

Close, he almost sliced part of his hand off. Impressive!