Originally posted by Drewster
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Oh dear - I am going to suffer
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostMilk or yoghurt - sharpish!Comment
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Sleep with yer bum on the pillow and your legs up the wall,
in an L shape
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Drag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDrag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMmm. Sounds like you've said that before!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Solent View PostAnd...ensure you put the the Toilet Roll in the Freezer the night before!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post... alternatively, try reading the thread before posting.Comment
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