Oh dear - I am going to suffer

[suityou01]

There are (or indeed were) strips of chilli all the way through...

Hey ho..... If it has the effect I fear when I get up won't be a matter of choice!
Windows don't open (cos it really shafts the aircon trying to cool the entire airmass of the Arabian Peninsular).

Finished it now got a cooling drink on the way up...... all will be well......
whats the worst that could happen...... actually don't - I really don't want to think whats the worst.........

At least it didn't look like SY01's festering albino nob!

although possibly my *rse will in the morning !

[Churchill]

Milk or yoghurt - sharpish!

[Cliphead]

Milk or yoghurt - sharpish!

Yep, add some natural yoghurt. That'll calm it down a bit.

[EternalOptimist]

Sleep with yer bum on the pillow and your legs up the wall,

in an L shape

[RichardCranium]

Drag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.

[MarillionFan]

Drag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.

Mmm. Sounds like you've said that before!

[RichardCranium]

Mmm. Sounds like you've said that before!

It's an old rugby-team-on-tour technique.

[Solent]

And...ensure you put the the Toilet Roll in the Freezer the night before!

[RichardCranium]

And...ensure you put the the Toilet Roll in the Freezer the night before!

... alternatively, try reading the thread before posting.

[Drewster]

... alternatively, try reading the thread before posting.

Thanks for all the advice (even repeats) 7am - just had morning coffee delivered. "Calm" night..... all seems well..... I'll give an update after "Tulip, Shower and Shave"......