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Does NickFitz ever sleep?
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NickFitz modified the code many years ago so that the sleep routine no longer applies to him. Us lesser mortals hae to make do...
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Just checked his webcam:
http://historyofeconomics.files.word...ity-report.jpg
Nope, he's still at it.Comment
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His development of a tardis-like time machine has enabled him to do this "trick". In reality NickFitz is an idle waster who needs 15 hours sleep in 24. So, every few hours he nips in the tardis, goes off to another time for 6 hours kip, then uses the tardis to come back a few seconds later suitably refreshed.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostHis development of a tardis-like time machine has enabled him to do this "trick".
I reckon he does his sleeping during contracts.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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NickFitz and delta brain-waves in the same sentence? Thats like an immovable object and an unstoppable force in the same universe.Comment
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Maybe, just maybe, NickFitz might be a "Best of the Blogosphere PostBot". That would account for the arbitrary post times.
I always believed NickFitz was the only real human on here and everyone else a FemBot or a long-forgotten Computer Science student's AI project running unattended.
Perhaps this means ... none of us are real.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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