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The official "We welcome MarillionFan back" thread
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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WEOSOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postidiot.
what about the 'Welcome back ToolPusher'
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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FYI. I have my contrite clock on. According to the minute hand, it runs out in four minutes after the next glass of wine! So i'll head off to bed to avoid the faster every unban/ban!

MFWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No, only 4 days.Originally posted by suityou01 View Posthe's been gone, what, a week?
I've had longer tulips
HTH+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Oh, so is that why we have this new smiley?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"I'd like to thank all the assembled in the room for their support."
"I SAID I'D LIKE TO THANK!"
"Sorry, can you come a bit closer? I cant shout that far back!"
"Oh what, oh sorry, you have this thread after me? Oh oh OK, no problem'
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Is he back?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postidiot.
what about the 'Welcome back ToolPusher'

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