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    Job of the day

    Dutch bobsleigh team are hiring.

    You will need;
    - age 18-35
    - run 30 metres under 4 seconds
    - can lift (squat) 2.5 times your bodyweight
    - IQ<European Shoe Size

    If only I was younger and thicker.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Dutch bobsleigh team are hiring.

    You will need;
    - age 18-35
    - run 30 metres under 4 seconds
    - can lift (squat) 2.5 times your bodyweight
    - IQ<European Shoe Size

    If only I was younger and thicker.
    I see you're really busy again.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #3
      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      I see you're really busy again.
      Always looking at the market for 16 stone pie eaters.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Always looking at the market for 16 stone pie eaters.
        Shame there isn't one, otherwise Mr N would have bagged a gig ages ago
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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