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The Official Cheer Up Drewster Thread
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postcultured like Norrahe
This is about drewster and not you.
I can't think of anything to add, Drewster, at least it's only two weeks at a time and at least you're not getting home once a month. It's not easy.
You'll just have to amuse yourself with the CUK drivel and and and maybe the odd as well as and and when it's boomtime as well as when atw posts summat.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostAwwww
This is about drewster and not you.
I can't think of anything to add, Drewster, at least it's only two weeks at a time and at least you're not getting home once a month. It's not easy.
You'll just have to amuse yourself with the CUK drivel and and and maybe the odd as well as and and when it's boomtime as well as when atw posts summat.
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Hey Drewster! You'll be fine. Didn't really want to add to your torment. At the end of the day you're doing all this for the right reasons.
We men shoulder our burden without complaint...Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWe men shoulder our burden without complaint...
Cheers dude (manly obviously)Comment
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Originally posted by Mr Crosby View PostWho gives a ****, deal with it.
Listen gobtulipe part of "dealing with it" is talking it through, having a laugh and a bit of a chat with some mates.
as I am thousands of miles from real mates and family that means it has to be done in a virtual way.
So I skype a few people and I waffle in a few forums.
I waffle in this one because there are people here who have experienced "it" and/or can add something useful....
Many people on CUK are long term virtual mates who can take the pish and have a laugh.....
You on the other hand fit none of these categories - you are just an annoying little pot noodler.....
You have just done the online equivalent of butting in on a group of mates in a pub having a laugh, after lurking on the edge listening and overhearing their banter, and you have blurted out bulltulipe...... everyone thinks "Who the flip is this *rsewipe"
So do me a favour and just FOAD OK.
HTHComment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostYeah! only 44 posts in!!!!
Listen gobtulipe part of "dealing with it" is talking it through, having a laugh and a bit of a chat with some mates.
as I am thousands of miles from real mates and family that means it has to be done in a virtual way.
So I skype a few people and I waffle in a few forums.
I waffle in this one because there are people here who have experienced "it" and/or can add something useful....
Many people on CUK are long term virtual mates who can take the pish and have a laugh.....
You on the other hand fit none of these categories - you are just an annoying little pot noodler.....
You have just done the online equivalent of butting in on a group of mates in a pub having a laugh, after lurking on the edge listening and overhearing their banter, and you have blurted out bulltulipe...... everyone thinks "Who the flip is this *rsewipe"
So do me a favour and just FOAD OK.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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One word of advice though, a word of warning actually. Being away from female company for so long can lead you to overdo the er.. you know, pot noodle activity. Your little fella can get a bit raw, sometimes even bleeding and stuff.
The solution - get yourself a jar of vaseline or hand cream, two sheets of A4paper, a lolly ice stick, two paper clips and a copy of razzle
Now make a paper boat and sail it in the bath and put yer kn0b away, you dirty boy
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOne word of advice though, a word of warning actually. Being away from female company for so long can lead you to overdo the er.. you know, pot noodle activity. Your little fella can get a bit raw, sometimes even bleeding and stuff.
The solution - get yourself a jar of vaseline or hand cream, two sheets of A4paper, a lolly ice stick, two paper clips and a copy of razzle
Now make a paper boat and sail it in the bath and put yer kn0b away, you dirty boy
a) Vaseline/hand cream.... Check
b) 2 sheets A4.... Check
c) Ice lolly stick.... Check
d) 2 paper clips..... Check
This is all going really well....
Copy of Razzle..... Mmmmmmmm Have you ever heard of the Mutaween?
and it was going soooo wellComment
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