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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I once came across someone having a fit in the office. Unfortunately this guy had climbed onto a table to have his fit and was trying (badly) to climb even higher. He looked scared stiff. I held out my hand to let him hold on to for stability, which he did with both hands as if for dear life. His legs were shaking and looked as if they were going to buckle, but he snapped out of it after a minute or two.Comment
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Sometimes when I'm really pissed i can pass out momentarily in the middle of a conversation & effortlessly resume what I was saying before.Comment
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostSometimes when I'm really pissed i can pass out momentarily in the middle of a conversation & effortlessly resume what I was saying before."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMaybe you’re the one who had 3 or 4 seconds absence but you thought it was him?Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostDo you keep your eyes open?Comment
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There is a tribe in New Guinea called the Kajangers and they have a protocol where they hold a hand up and say 'I am not here', they then drop out of the conversation and to all intents and purposes they are absent.
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like it.
"i am not here"
i can see this being used in certain threads. actually, quite a lot of them.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThere is a tribe in New Guinea called the Kajangers and they have a protocol where they hold a hand up and say 'I am not here', they then drop out of the conversation and to all intents and purposes they are absent.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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