Tory plan against 'PC silliness'

[ladymuck]

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n1ggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. Do you maggots understand that?

Sir! Yes Sir!

[Dundeegeorge]

Permission to speak sir.

How do I get out of this chickentulip outfit?

[Jabberwocky]

How do I get out of this chickentulip outfit?

There's a zip at the back.

[Dundeegeorge]

Jeezuz H Kerrist

There's a zip at the back.

I've suddenly gone all faint and dizzy.
Jobbywanker made a funny that was actually funny.
Well done, you.
Was that from a Christmas cracker or something?

[expat]

So ***, coon, paki, and oo-dat are also out of the question? How about gringo, chinkie, frog, and spic?

I'm impressed! Did you not have to use any tricks for any of those? You know, like nigger

[Dundeegeorge]

?

I'm impressed! Did you not have to use any tricks for any of those? You know, like nigger

What (or who) is an oo-dat?
Never heard that one before.

[OwlHoot]

The accepted euphemism is "Roy" as in "Roy Rogers and Trigger"

Luckily I don't have to read Winnie the Pooh out loud very often, but when I do I just come right out and call him Tigger.

[Sergeant Apone]

How do I get out of this chickentulip outfit?

You secure that tulip, Dundeegeorge!

[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

There's a zip at the back.

Well, no tulip. What do we have here, a fcuking comedian! Private, Joker!

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfcuk yourself before I unscrew your head and tulip down your neck!

[Gunnery Sergeant Highway]

It's nice to see some discipline in this forum.