Did I touch out my oyster this morning?
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Just had a 'did I leave the gas on' moment
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Just had a 'did I leave the gas on' moment
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Check your underpants.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostDid I touch out my oyster this morning?Hard Brexit now!
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Why did that remark make me think of SallyAnne?Originally posted by Ruprect View PostDid I touch out my oyster this morning?Comment
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don't you just love these modern phrases. Reminds me of the first time someone asked me if they could 'ping my spider' - circa Y2K and a reference to something called a spider port used for printing.Comment
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worth the 8 quid or so it's going to cost me for the laugh
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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they just introduced oyster to all mainline stations in london, didn't make it obvious though where the terminals are - I got onto the train at Euston then remembered and had to run back to the touchpoint - well hidden it was! Luckily still got onto the train before it left.This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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