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    #51
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Yeah plural The all ****ed off with some hairy arsed tattoed manual labourer type, criminal record the length of their arms, deep set eyes with club on their shoulders who treated them like tulip and couldn't even spell restaurant let alone take them to a decent one.

    What the F is that all about??

    Guess that one can warrent it's own thread though.
    Prob didn't like your tiny winkle-picker of a penis.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #52
      Interesting
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #53
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        very good that Chef. A timely reminder for me, tonight I will go home and do something that is so alien that it never even enters my head.
        I will ask her about her feelings (means nothing to me, but apparently means a lot to them) hey ho



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          #54
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          Both men and women speak louder to boys than girl infants; they are softer and express more "cooing" with girls. Boys are rarely told they are sweet, pretty, little doll; boys are told they are a pumpkin head or "Hey big guy".

          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #55
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            Sounds very like "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" - but that's a self-help book...

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              #56
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              boys are told they are a pumpkin head
              Oh yes.

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                #57
                A DIY manual is a self-help book?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Sounds very like "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" - but that's a self-help book...
                  "Can" I do something? Of course I can, "Will I" is a completely different question...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    A DIY manual is a self-help book?
                    Only if your name is Heather Mills...

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      I will ask her about her feelings (means nothing to me, but apparently means a lot to them) hey ho

                      caution : only do this if you have hours to spare
                      oh and don't forget the earplugs

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