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Valentines - is it too late? Help!
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…says the lady with the most erotic avatar of the whole congregation, so I’m assuming she knows what she’s talking about.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Buy her some pink fluffy handcuffs and matching underwear.
Handcuff her to the bed and proceed to couple like dogs
Then when well established call her by her mothers name
Worked a treat with my ex-wife
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Why pink?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostBuy her some pink fluffy handcuffs and matching underwear.
Handcuff her to the bed and proceed to couple like dogs
Then when well established call her by her mothers name
Worked a treat with my ex-wife
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Dress up in a gimp suit and hand her a bottle of baby oil.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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cos it's valentines, need to put some romance into itOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhy pink?
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Each to their own...Originally posted by Platypus View Post


(would need Xen's word on this, as the arbiter of exotic vs. tat...)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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