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Valentines - is it too late? Help!

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    #21
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Deep...
    …says the lady with the most erotic avatar of the whole congregation, so I’m assuming she knows what she’s talking about.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #22
      Buy her some pink fluffy handcuffs and matching underwear.

      Handcuff her to the bed and proceed to couple like dogs

      Then when well established call her by her mothers name

      Worked a treat with my ex-wife
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #23
        Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
        Buy her some pink fluffy handcuffs and matching underwear.

        Handcuff her to the bed and proceed to couple like dogs

        Then when well established call her by her mothers name

        Worked a treat with my ex-wife
        Why pink?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Easier to find matching underwear I suppose.

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            #25
            Dress up in a gimp suit and hand her a bottle of baby oil.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #26
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Why pink?
              cos it's valentines, need to put some romance into it
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #27
                Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                Easier to find matching underwear I suppose.
                Like these?
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Like these?
                  Not pink enough (NSFW?)

                  (and you'd probably end up sliding off the bed...)
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                      Each to their own...

                      (would need Xen's word on this, as the arbiter of exotic vs. tat...)
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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