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What's the greatest piece of crap ever created?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWas it you?
I reckon it was that big fella with size 12 feet...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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The NHS's (current) IT programme?Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAustin Allegro or Milton Keynes? Perhaps it's MS Windows.
Actually I'd go for Man-made Global Warming. Huge, global and utter bulltulip."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It was created by me on one Sunday morning in June 2003 after I had been to a barbecue the day before where I stuffed myself stupid.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Let me tell you something, as Eddie Murphy once said:
"If crap were worth something poor people would be born without ass£$£@""Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Global warming ....when it all began
and here we are 20 years later on the brink of a catastrophe, with runaway warming...
or something like that.I'm alright JackComment
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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The computer on my desk.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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