have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it is now possible to photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Japanese women are not like that so its not necessary to invent it. Japanese women, the most polite women in the world.Originally posted by scooterscot View Posthave invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it is now possible to photograph a woman with her mouth shut."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
But very unlikely to give head, apparently.Originally posted by Paddy View PostJapanese women are not like that so its not necessary to invent it. Japanese women, the most polite women in the world.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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In Japan there are vending machines where you can buy a little tube full of teenage girls spit.
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Lies - EO has shown me his "specialist" DVD collection.Originally posted by doodab View PostBut very unlikely to give head, apparently."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostLies - EO has shown me his "specialist" DVD collection.
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In Thailand there are vending machines where you can buy a little teenage girl.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIn Japan there are vending machines where you can buy a little tube full of teenage girls spit.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I was going to ask you how to negotiate the little slot, but I think I had better back away from this oneOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIn Thailand there are vending machines where you can buy a little teenage girl.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI was going to ask you how to negotiate the little slot, but I think I had better back away from this one

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