Valentines poems

[EternalOptimist]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Enough of this poetry carp,
Brace yourself

heh heh. some good inspiration there TimberWolf


I loved this little ozzie bird
the ladies name was Sheila
Take her to the cinema
and she would let you feel her

She was very rough and ready
not interested in wealth
and her idea of foreplay
was 'Sheila brace yerself'

[darmstadt]

Rose are red
Violets are blue
You can put your sausage
On my barbecue

[Ruprect]

Roses are red
and sometimes they're white
are you up for some scatting
coz I fancy a ...

[Ruprect]

I once knew a girl from Nantucket...

[Cliphead]

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
And go out to the car and change the tyre
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me

[Pogle]

roses are red
violets are blue
I think you're nice
'cos you dont smell of poo.

[norrahe]

I once knew a girl from Nantucket...

There was an old lady from Ealing,
who had an unusual feeling..................

[Cliphead]

There was a young vampire called Mabel
Who's period was incredibly stable
Each month at full moon
She'd reach down with a spoon
And drink herself under the table

igmc

[EternalOptimist]

<strong>as an ox</strong>
<b>as a lion</b>
you will be mine
~ end of time


Love Nick Fitz

[Pondlife]

My gift for you is in my pants
I think you're gonna like it.
Just treat it like a lollipop
But please don't ever bite it.