The Happy Memories Thread

[Clippy]

As the time of year is so awful and what with the economy being in a mess and agency margins down to 70% of F**k all let us all try and remember those good moments in contracting that keep us going:

I'll start

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

Give us the details then.

Was it a dark stormy night?

[DodgyAgent]

Give us the details then.

Was it a dark stormy night?

It was a wood on a sunny afternoon after a long lunch

I nipped off on my own for a knuckle shuffle after having had lunch with a gorgeous contractor. still sex is sex even if you are on your own

[AtW]

It was a wood on a sunny afternoon after a long lunch

Are you talking about Pinocchio?

[DodgyAgent]

Are you talking about Pinocchio?