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Nine bananas a day keeps the doctor away
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWhy am I not surprised that she has a stash of bananas...The Prime Minister's wife Sarah is said to be behind the diet designed to wean him off chocolate, reports The Sun.









Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostThat's put me right off bananas.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I wouldn't like to use the bog after him.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Thats put me of using the bogOriginally posted by doodab View PostI wouldn't like to use the bog after him.Comment
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I'm not voting for Gordo. But if he was half a stone lighter I'd definitely vote for him.
Jeez, he's running the country not speed dating.Comment
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Barman Brown - I'll vote for you if you reduce taxes to 3.5% max, because I am sooo jealous of some "clever" people getting the same and I want in but without risk of being shafted.
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FTFYOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostI'm not voting for Gordo. But if he was half a stone lighter I'd definitely vote for him.
Jeez, he's ruining the country not speed dating.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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