Please post your solutions to the UK's dire economic situation here

[HairyArsedBloke]

I propose an AtW tax, where he's charged £1000 for every CUK post he makes. This will be introduced retrospectively, as he should have known this could happen.

He therefore currently owes HMRC £16,960,000.

That should cover the overspend for about half an hour.

[Cliphead]

already planning the closure of Chef Towers in Manchester, should be complete by mid summer

I'll keep my place here for the occasional visit. Working from home means anywhere I have t'internet plus sun, swimming pool, cheap beer...

[PM-Junkie]

I propose an AtW tax, where he's charged £1000 for every CUK post he makes. This will be introduced retrospectively, as he should have known this could happen.

He therefore currently owes HMRC £16,960,000.

A good start would be to stop having Chancellors of the Exchequer who know absolutely bog-all about economics or finance. Or prime-ministers for that matter.

Career politicians should be burned at the stake.

[AtW]

A good start would be to stop having Chancellors of the Exchequer who know absolutely bog-all about economics or finance. Or prime-ministers for that matter.

I've got a degree in finance and credit

[phil5476]

Legalise Cannabis.

Tax revenue up,
Tourists up,
Enforcement costs down,
New related industries setting up in the UK...

.......and we wouldn't really care too much about economic woes because we'd all be feeling groovy.......

[DiscoStu]

I've got a degree in finance and credit

Estate agency

[AtW]

Estate agency

And real estate - it's not the one I feel particularly proud about though

[gingerjedi]

A good start would be to stop having Chancellors of the Exchequer who know absolutely bog-all about economics or finance. Or prime-ministers for that matter.

Career politicians should be burned at the stake.

We need a terminator and the means to send it back to 50's Glasgow... Do you think a T-800 would be tough enough for 50's Glasgow or should we send a T-1000 to be sure?

[AtW]

Do you think a T-800 would be tough enough for 50's Glasgow or should we send a T-1000 to be sure?

The only way to be sure is nuking from orbit