HAB's big business tips

[Moscow Mule]

It's not HMRC () I'm ignoring, just the plebs who think I want to buy whatever crap they're peddling.

Be they agents (don't call me, I'll call you ), call centres, door-to-door, pikies, or people I used to know and now couldn't care less about, the message is one and the same: FOAD!

You should work in children's TV. With that cheery attitude, you'd go far...

[PAH]

Get a tinfoil hat and hide under the stairs until the aliens have gone away.

Nah, I want to go with them.

Do they have a mensa style aptitude test available so if I pass they'll come and collect me and take me away from this planet, it's too full of humans and that's only going to get worse.

We are after all a virus with shoes. [Bill Hicks I believe]

[PAH]

You should work in children's TV. With that cheery attitude, you'd go far...

That reminds me. I also pretend not to be in on Halloween.

If I wanted to give your snotty kids some sweets I'd hang around a playground.