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What did the intellectual write in his notebook when he read one of AtW’s posts?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostAn intellectual goes to the clothing store. He asks the shopkeeper if he has any shirts.
"Sorry, no shirts today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in a small notebook: "Russia has run out of shirts". Then he asks if he has any trousers.
"Sorry, no trousers today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of trousers".
A party official sees what's going on, and says to the intellectual "If you'd said that during Stalin's time you'd have been shot on the spot".
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of bullets".
Top joke comrade!
Now please move close to the wall and close your eyes...Comment
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He run out of words.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat did the intellectual write in his notebook when he read one of AtW’s posts?
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