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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ok, ta! I'll er, be doing that myself then! Nivea do a lovely intensive foot cream tell your missus.
    ok, I 'll tell her.

    also, get your guy to scratch hard up your sole every ten minutes, leaves four runnels and make an excellent contrast to the tickling.

    I Dont like this stuff myself, but its like bags n boots. the girlies love it



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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      ok, I 'll tell her.

      also, get your guy to scratch hard up your sole every ten minutes, leaves four runnels and make an excellent contrast to the tickling.

      I Dont like this stuff myself, but its like bags n boots. the girlies love it





      1. I don't have a clue what a runnel is.

      2. I don't have a guy.

      3. I can't bear anyone touching my feet.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
        Feet - they are at the end of the legs aren't they?
        Mine sort of look after themselves apart from a prune at the sharp end when they don't fit in the shoes anymore

        Do they really need to have the bottom half inch hacked off then?
        Rough / dead skin rather than usable foot area
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Rough / dead skin rather than usable foot area
          Oh, you mean the stuff that gets collected by the socks.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


            1. I don't have a clue what a runnel is.

            2. I don't have a guy.

            3. I can't bear anyone touching my feet.
            lol

            if you run your nails down something, it will make channels, or gouges

            aka runnels


            if you dont have a guy, well, you have something to look forward to


            if you really will not anyone near your feet, you will have to do it all yourself


            good night MP



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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              lol

              if you run your nails down something, it will make channels, or gouges

              aka runnels


              if you dont have a guy, well, you have something to look forward to


              if you really will not anyone near your feet, you will have to do it all yourself


              good night MP



              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                ok, I 'll tell her.

                also, get your guy to scratch hard up your sole every ten minutes, leaves four runnels and make an excellent contrast to the tickling.

                I Dont like this stuff myself, but its like bags n boots. the girlies love it



                It reads like an except from a Haynes manual EO

                Tighten the nuts to the specified torque. See table 4d.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Leave your hiking boots on for a long weekend. That is, sleep with them on too.

                  When you take your boots & two pairs of chunky walking socks off, the dead skin comes away with the socks.

                  The chunks of skin that still stick to your feet can just be rubbed off with no effort.
                  If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    if he really likes you, to do in between your toes
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    then cream in between your toes.
                    Eeeeewwwww! Whatever floats your boat I guess...........

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                      3. I can't bear anyone touching my feet.
                      <voice=travolta>
                      I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so f****** cool about them.
                      </voice>
                      Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.

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