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Every spring I start with the foot lotions and pedicures - to get my 'summer feet' Mr P thinks it's hilarious
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Anyway, I would say it was more like desiccated coconut than parmisan.
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Whatever you do, don't lose concentration or you could end up with one leg shorter than the other.
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<voice=travolta>Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
3. I can't bear anyone touching my feet.
I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so f****** cool about them.
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Leave your hiking boots on for a long weekend. That is, sleep with them on too.
When you take your boots & two pairs of chunky walking socks off, the dead skin comes away with the socks.
The chunks of skin that still stick to your feet can just be rubbed off with no effort.
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It reads like an except from a Haynes manual EOOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postok, I 'll tell her.
also, get your guy to scratch hard up your sole every ten minutes, leaves four runnels and make an excellent contrast to the tickling.
I Dont like this stuff myself, but its like bags n boots. the girlies love it


Tighten the nuts to the specified torque. See table 4d.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postlol
if you run your nails down something, it will make channels, or gouges
aka runnels
if you dont have a guy, well, you have something to look forward to
if you really will not anyone near your feet, you will have to do it all yourself
good night MP

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lolOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
1. I don't have a clue what a runnel is.
2. I don't have a guy.
3. I can't bear anyone touching my feet.
if you run your nails down something, it will make channels, or gouges
aka runnels
if you dont have a guy, well, you have something to look forward to
if you really will not anyone near your feet, you will have to do it all yourself
good night MP
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Rough / dead skin rather than usable foot areaOriginally posted by ctdctd View PostFeet - they are at the end of the legs aren't they?
Mine sort of look after themselves apart from a prune at the sharp end when they don't fit in the shoes anymore
Do they really need to have the bottom half inch hacked off then?
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