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    #11
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    ooh, can you suck on my lollipop as well please?

    It is a girlie by the way, if she is next to me at the pots I would not be complaining


    Wilmslooow,

    remember, personal goal for this year is to get a.... w o m a n

    so why not start with this one, I am not sure if you made a freudian slip with the quip about asking her to suck on your lollipop


    you never know though, play your cards right and there may be more


    good luck and keep us informed

    Milan.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      I have been allocated a UAT user for a very time pressured business critical project.

      It has only just come to light that the identified person ran out of the UAT training workshop in tears.

      Going to have to be very careful over handling this one....... Any advice?
      If she has problems understanding what to do, just bellow "ARE YOUR F***ING STUPID?!?!?!?" in her ear.
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        #13
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        If she has problems understanding what to do, just bellow "ARE YOUR F***ING STUPID?!?!?!?" in her ear.


        Alternatively, get someone else who can cope with the obvious enormous pressure.

        Just realised she probably ran from the room crying when she realised she'd been assigned to work with Wilmsloooow. No offence like.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Wilmslooooooooow,

          ignore Mary Poppins what does she know.

          Suggestion, offer to take said young lady out one evening for a kebab, where you can both go over any of her worries, on the way back from the kebab invite her to yours for a night cap, and you never know where things will lead, but play your cards right on the night, and maybe there will be the chance for another portion of kebab

          Milan.

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            #15
            Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
            Wilmslooooooooow,

            ignore Mary Poppins what does she know.

            Suggestion, offer to take said young lady out one evening for a kebab, where you can both go over any of her worries, on the way back from the kebab invite her to yours for a night cap, and you never know where things will lead, but play your cards right on the night, and maybe there will be the chance for another portion of kebab

            Milan.


            I am humbled.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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