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*** The official FFS get this gig will yer RC thread ***

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    #21
    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Oh, to be a fly on the wall right now!!!
    He must be just about done by now ..........

    I bet he's sweating more than Gary Glitter in a creche. (was that too far? Im trying to guage at what 'level' the humour can go on here before people all get huffy and PC)

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      #22
      Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post
      I bet he's sweating more than Gary Glitter in a creche. (was that too far? Im trying to guage at what 'level' the humour can go on here before people all get huffy and PC)
      They're more likely to get huffy about your missed apostrophe and careless spelling.

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        #23
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        They're more likely to get huffy about your missed apostrophe and careless spelling.
        Yup. Although lazy paedo jokes don't really float my boat either.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          sweating like a hostage is one phrase I've heard on here, it made me chuckle
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Yup. Although lazy paedo jokes don't really float my boat either.
            Feel free to come up with a gem yourself then ............

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              #26
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Am I a racist?
              No, but you are a tulip driver.

              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Still haven't passed...
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              passed first time, third in all.
              and full of crap.
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                #27
                RC has left the building...

                Hope we get to crack open the virtual champers...
                Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                  RC has left the building...

                  Hope we get to crack open the virtual champers...
                  I bet hes already high fiving all the people in his train carriage as we speak!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post
                    I bet hes already high fiving all the people in his train carriage as we speak!
                    RC is far too dignified to 'High Five' you Australian ragamuffin

                    and the correct phrase is 'Sweating like a Bogun chasing lebs down Bondai'



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                      #30
                      I hope this delay is caused by them saying, 'We want you to start now, right now! and sort out this cuking mess we just onshored from <random developing nation>.' (is onshored a word?)

                      Got everything crossed for you RC
                      Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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