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    #11
    Originally posted by stek View Post
    At least I now know the Urdu words for 'Clutch Pedal' and 'Seat Adjustment', they are, respectively, 'Clutch Pedal' and 'Seat Adjustment'.

    My instructor was the most perverted Muslim, kept wanting me to 'get him a white woman'. Never did. Binned him, got a Brit bloke and passed first time, third in all.

    Am I a racist?
    "Muslim" is not a race. Therefore I deduce that you're certainly thick enough to be a racist.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      "Muslim" is not a race. Therefore I deduce that you're certainly thick enough to be a racist.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Good luck RC
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Don't you dare post on here that you've fluffed it again!

          Only joking, be yourself, you'll be reet.

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            #15
            Go get 'em RC. Take no prisoners.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #16
              Best of luck RC.

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                #17
                good luck RC!
                This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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                  #18
                  Best of luck RC!
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #19
                    Best of Luck!

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                      #20
                      Oh, to be a fly on the wall right now!!!
                      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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