Sex Week.

[EternalOptimist]

If he said:

"I am too drunk right now to thing of andy witty answers."

then it would have been pretty witty...

You just cant beat Russian humour.

<Russian joke alert>


Announcement in the Mir: "Lecture about love (with pictures)". All the countrymen gathered in the village club.
Lecturer: Love can be between a man and a woman...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Also love can be between a man and a man...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Besides love can be between a woman and a woman...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: And finally there is love for our country, Russia... And now the pictures!


<joke over>

[EternalOptimist]

On the other hand, you just cant beat English humour


<English joke alert>

The vicar is asked by the Womens institute to give a talk about sex in marriage.
So he spends a few nights writing up his notes, with lots of humerous asides, but tells his wife the talk is about sailing, to spare her embarrasment.

He gives the talk to the WI and has them rolling with laughter, a real success.

A few days later, the head of the WI meets the vicars wife in town
WI Woman -'Oh your husband gave such a wonderful talk. You are so lucky to be married to such a knowlegable and expert man'

Vicars wife - 'You are not serious. We only ever tried it three time, the first time he was sick, the second time we both got soaking wet, the third time his hat blew off'

<joke over>

[RichardCranium]

How many days per week are you having sex ?

If you are trying to find out if you are 'normal', you will need to tell us whether there is anyone else present when you are doing it.

[HairyArsedBloke]

You want to measure it in days?

At my time of life and health, I am lucky to be able to measure it in minutes. :EM

[original PM]

Think you need to change it to how many months per year do you have sex.

In which case it would be 3 - birthdays and christmas!

[Andy2]

I am married
what is sex ?

[mr_woo]

I've been married to Mrs Woo for 3.5 years and get to nob her at least once a day, mind you she is 17 years my junior.

[NotAllThere]

I am married
what is sex ?

Don't understand comments like this. I've been married nearly 20 years, and it's still mostly every day excepting blob weeks. And she's a bit older than me. ( But still looks 25 )

[EternalOptimist]

Don't understand comments like this. I've been married nearly 20 years, and it's still mostly every day excepting blob weeks. And she's a bit older than me. ( But still looks 25 )

Dont understand comments like this. I've been married over 10 years, and it's still mostly every day excepting 'Brown Hatter' weeks. And she's a bit older than me. ( But still looks 25 )

[NotAllThere]

10 years? Barely out of honeymoon.