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out in Manc on Thursday 25th unlikely to get a 2 night pass from er indoors.
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out in Manc on Thursday 25th unlikely to get a 2 night pass from er indoors.
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you could get a babysitter and take 'er indoors?Originally posted by original PM View Post+50 Xeno Geek Points
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bit liking taking coals to Newcastle!!!!
besides taking her out on the 5th - twice in a month I don't think so...!
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Why youse females should avoid a girls night out after you are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT", he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh tulip' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!!"
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I can make the 26th Feb - what is the singly totty levels looking like??Comment
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I am somehow feeling that I will be missing out on an experience of life....Originally posted by Churchill View PostComment
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