What a morning

[Churchill]

you'd punch a friend of someone who grabbed your arse????

surely ANYONE grabbing YOUR arse is a compliment (apologies CM)

She grabbed my arse because I reprimanded her mate for being pissed and rolling all over the bar continuously knocking into me.

They were all HMRC bods - pissed, obnoxious, a disgrace really.

CM was there, *she* was going to punch the HMRC bints lights out!

[cailin maith]

She grabbed my arse because I reprimanded her mate for being pissed and rolling all over the bar continuously knocking into me.

They were all HMRC bods - pissed, obnoxious, a disgrace really.

CM was there, *she* was going to punch the HMRC bints lights out!

But I didn't 'cos I'm a lady...

Actually I wasn't quite pissed enough to think I could take on the mouthy scouse bird

Apologies to all other mouthy scouse birds!!

[northernladuk]

But I didn't 'cos I'm a lady...

Actually I wasn't quite pissed enough to think I could take on the mouthy scouse bird

Apologies to all other mouthy scouse birds!!

Is there any other type of scouse bird?

Apologies to all scouse birds!!

[norrahe]

If it's any consolation, I know a few people who have forgotten their passport once, but I don't know anybody who's forgotten it twice, so you're probably set now.

I have known people not to bother checking if their passport is up to date, only to discover that it has expired whilst in the queue for check in.

[MaryPoppins]

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Actually I wasn't quite pissed enough to think I could take on the mouthy scouse bird

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If you're anything like me you probably glared at her all hard like, then crapped yourself if she glared back

[Churchill]

But I didn't 'cos I'm a lady...

Actually I wasn't quite pissed enough to think I could take on the mouthy scouse bird

Apologies to all other mouthy scouse birds!!

You did just fine.

[DiscoStu]

I have known people not to bother checking if their passport is up to date, only to discover that it has expired whilst in the queue for check in.

Mine has 9 years left to run. I know this because last year, two days before I was due to go on holiday, I realised I'd lost the old one.

One mad dash to Peterborough later...

[Tarquin Farquhar]

I have known people not to bother checking if their passport is up to date, only to discover that it has expired whilst in the queue for check in.

Just checked mine. Expires this year

I'm UK resident but outside UK every M-F. Suppose I'll need the super-duper-fast-by-appointment-if-you-can-afford-it service?

[Moscow Mule]

Just checked mine. Expires this year

I'm UK resident but outside UK every M-F. Suppose I'll need the super-duper-fast-by-appointment-if-you-can-afford-it service?

You can have two passports.

[Tarquin Farquhar]

You can have two passports.

When I try to tell the Passport Office that, I will have to hope that they have been reading CUK posts.