Impossible surely???
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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. -
What does a Sikh Elvis impersonator do then?Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostImpossible surely???"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Great question, answers on a postcard please.Originally posted by Paddy View PostWhat does a Sikh Elvis impersonator do then?Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Knock, and the door shall be open,Originally posted by Paddy View PostWhat does a Sikh Elvis impersonator do then?
Sikh and you will find.
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