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This would never happen under the Tories
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All very good but for me the winner was "Some of my best friends are poor".Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all. -
Looking forward to posters of that one-eyed goblin that we can photoshop. Except all of the luvvies who do "art" are Labour voters so they won't be as well executed."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Who asked in PMQs last week who was going to use the snot goblin's photo on their election leaftlet? All the tories put up their hands and only a few of Labour MPs admited they would.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostLooking forward to posters of that one-eyed goblin that we can photoshop. Except all of the luvvies who do "art" are Labour voters so they won't be as well executed.Comment
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I'm quite surpised this sockpuppet hasn't been created yet......DP?ATW? SAS?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Originally posted by stingman123 View PostI'm quite surpised this sockpuppet hasn't been created yet......DP?ATW? SAS?
I thank you. SAS you can have this if you like
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Well that provided half an hour's amusement.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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