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    Caption Competition Time!



    Time to upgrade the UGLY1 sex andriod.
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    #2
    The analogy is frightening...

    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Diplomacy
      Leadership
      Treachery

      Sounds like the evolution of New Lie.

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        #4
        Stunned, the recipient of the worlds first face transplant wishes she'd stayed disfigured.

        The vegetarian option.

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          you hold it still and I'll get the hammer.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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