too early for April Fools - Ryanair to charge for toilets....

[ratewhore]

It's only an issue if you fly ryanair, which any self respecting contractor doesn't...

Me, I'm not self respecting, I don't fly them because I can't stand the mick tosspot!!

[kermitt]

And if you have no change in your pocket....

Do it in the aisle if you have the bottle.

[kermitt]

or even a botlle

[kermitt]

sorry should have read in a bottle. (muppet)

[TroubleAtMill]

sorry should have read in a bottle. (muppet)

No need to throw away the plastic bottle you had to empty due to security!

Ryanair is just helping the planet.

[Halcyon]

The streets to Ryanair are paved with

crap

(c:

[George Parr]

This pay per crap story has been rumbling on for years now. Ryanair desparately need a decent PR director. The fares are the cheapest around and they have a fleet of modern aircraft so why do they go out of their way to piss off their customers with all the tulip hidden charges when booking and bloated credit card fees and the like?

IMHO they are being held back by the eccentricity of Michael O'Leary who seems to enjoy provoking the media and his own customers.

[Churchill]

I'll fly with whoever is the cheapest.

Manchester to Dublin? 45 minutes.