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Billy Bragg

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    #81
    I think I'd be a socialist too, if I had a couple of million quid in the bank.

    I think I'll be a comedian like Ben Elton!

    <BenEltonStylee>
    "Thatcher eh? What a bitch!"
    </BenEltonStylee>

    How long before the money starts rolling in?

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      #82
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Well good on ya. But my missus has worked in ICU, transitional care and community ventilation. As far as she is concerned, you would be the exception.
      She has a team that provides 24 hour care for a kid in a wheelchair. Two nurses, ten carers, a social worker (guardian) plus all the support. The child will never get out of that chair, (the only fun he gets from life is biting and spitting greenies at the missus, or ramming her shins with his chariot).
      Lord knows how much it all costs.
      The only wealth being created there, is for the wife and that social worker.




      Go and pull the cord out of his life-support machine and strangle the little bastard with it.

      YMMV.

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        #83
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        I think I'd be a socialist too, if I had a couple of million quid in the bank.

        I think I'll be a comedian like Ben Elton!

        <BenEltonStylee>
        "Thatcher eh? What a bitch!"
        </BenEltonStylee>

        How long before the money starts rolling in?
        I would plan for a while matie
        Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

        Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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          #84
          Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
          I would plan for a while matie
          It worked for Ben Elton!

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            #85
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            It worked for Ben Elton!
            Even so, plan on a while, now fetch..........
            Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

            Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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              #86
              He did write "A New England". That was alright.

              (And it was snowy in the Kirsty Wotnot video.)
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #87
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                I sometimes wonder why people are so incapable of being logical.


                Keep it up, that made day
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  I think I'd be a socialist too, if I had a couple of million quid in the bank.

                  I think I'll be a comedian like Ben Elton!

                  <BenEltonStylee>
                  "Thatcher eh? What a bitch!"
                  </BenEltonStylee>

                  How long before the money starts rolling in?
                  Me too, in a tax haven like Sean Connery. I'll probably be Oasis.

                  <OasisStyle>
                  F*** off
                  </OasisStyle>

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