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    #11
    So it's pretty tough then! It's taking you ages to munch through it.

    I did this beer can chicken thing I'd seen on the telly. Get some chilli, cumin seeds, fennel seeds, brown sugar, salt and pepper and bash the tulip out of it. Then add some olive oil and coat the chicken inside and out with it. Then get a can of lager, drink about half and then sit the chicken onto the open can - I was tempted to make about 20 Stella chickens but our ovens are not big enough! As it cooks the moisture from the lager keeps the chicken moist.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #12
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      So it's pretty tough then! It's taking you ages to munch through it.

      I did this beer can chicken thing I'd seen on the telly. Get some chilli, cumin seeds, fennel seeds, brown sugar, salt and pepper and bash the tulip out of it. Then add some olive oil and coat the chicken inside and out with it. Then get a can of lager, drink about half and then sit the chicken onto the open can - I was tempted to make about 20 Stella chickens but our ovens are not big enough! As it cooks the moisture from the lager keeps the chicken moist.
      onomnomnomnomnomnom

      you mean you stick a tube of fozzies up the chickens bum ?

      onomnomnomnomnomnom
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      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        onomnomnomnomnomnom

        you mean you stick a tube of fozzies up the chickens bum ?

        onomnomnomnomnomnom
        Yes - it's really good. You could probably use water but why drink that sh1t
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          Yes - it's really good. You could probably use water but why drink that tulip
          onomnomnomnomnomnom

          water ? oh yes , I remember that stuff

          onomnomnomnomnomnom
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          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Times are tough and money has been a bit tight in the Gj household so we bought a sheep’s head, I asked the butcher to leave the eyes in so it can see us through the week.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              Times are tough and money has been a bit tight in the Gj household so we bought a sheep’s head, I asked the butcher to leave the eyes in so it can see us through the week.
              onomnomnomnomnomnom

              my butcher overdid it with the breadcrumbs in the sausages
              he said, it's difficult to make both ends meet

              onomnomnomnomnomnom
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              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Had me up untill the "very well done" bit.
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Me too...
                WTS.

                Rare!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Times are tough and money has been a bit tight in the Gj household so we bought a sheep’s head, I asked the butcher to leave the eyes in so it can see us through the week.


                  Medium rare salt marsh lamb, smothered in garlic, fresh rosemary and redcurrant baste and buy from local farm or butchers...nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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