The CUK short story thread

[Ruprect]

handbrake turn, a particularly unconventional maneouvre at the best of times. After half a dozen large gins it was cavalier to say the least. The net result was that Suzanne had to rather sheepishly remove her cleavage from the flushed face of the elderly passenger before applying a cold compress to his swollen.......

Thumb, that had become lodged in....

[shaunbhoy]

Thumb, that had become lodged in....

what he had come to know over the years as "The Golden Triangle". Suzanne faced a dilemma. She either kept her counsel and made the ageing lothario the happiest man on the flight, or she regained her composure and doused him in the cold water he deserved. In the blink of an eye her training took over. Leaving the poor man in the unfinished state, she quickly rebuttoned her smock and moving swiftly back along the gangway, was able to....

[Diver]

orgasm in the privacy of the flight attendants galley.

[shaunbhoy]

orgasm in the privacy of the flight attendants galley.

Suitably refreshed, she made her way back down the companionway distributing Jaguar's Earlobes and Oscelot's Spleens to the weary passengers. She could not help but notice that the queue for the toilets had grown alarmingly. Was this as a result of...........

[Diver]

Suitably refreshed, she made her way back down the companionway distributing Jaguar's Earlobes and Oscelot's Spleens to the weary passengers. She could not help but notice that the queue for the toilets had grown alarmingly. Was this as a result of...........

The new attendant handing out Viagra tablets instead of the airsickness pills!
Concerned she returned to the flight attendants galley and picked up..........

[shaunbhoy]

The new attendant handing out Viagra tablets instead of the airsickness pills!
Concerned she returned to the flight attendants galley and picked up..........

her earphones. She had to fight to suppress a giggle when she overheard the flight crew moaning in delight. That racy little oriental Minx Sukey was clearly dancing the sailor's hornpipe all over the flight deck again, and Suzanne knew that there would be hell to pay when the levers and dials had to be reset to their default positions. It was clear to her that.......

[norrahe]

her earphones. She had to fight to suppress a giggle when she overheard the flight crew moaning in delight. That racy little oriental Minx Sukey was clearly dancing the sailor's hornpipe all over the flight deck again, and Suzanne knew that there would be hell to pay when the levers and dials had to be reset to their default positions. It was clear to her that.......

she'd taken one too many valium again and had started hallucinating at the checkout in tescos.....

[suityou01]

she'd taken one too many valium again and had started hallucinating at the checkout in tescos.....

and had actually been in the vegetable aisle doing something unrepeatable with a root of celeriac. The store manager came over and said ...

[suityou01]

"Do you come here often?"

Oh FFS Toolpusher, you just wade in with your size tens and ruin everything

I had a half chubber until that cheesy unconvincing line

[suityou01]

Feel free to add me to your ignore list.

Touchy.