The CUK short story thread

[norrahe]

It was then that the tadpoles....

fell out of his pocket

[shaunbhoy]

completed the formation of the gestalt mind and...

...dusted themselves down. They were a tight-knit group, acting as a sort of autonomous collective they each took it in turn to act as a kind of executive officer for the week. On that fateful night, it was Gaston making all the big decisions. It was his predilection for Mexican food that had led them to the Chiquitos in Cribbs Causeway, and he too that would have to shoulder the responsibility for...........

[EternalOptimist]

...dusted themselves down. They were a tight-knit group, acting as a sort of autonomous collective they each took it in turn to act as a kind of executive officer for the week. On that fateful night, it was Gaston making all the big decisions. It was his predilection for Mexican food that had led them to the Chiquitos in Cribbs Causeway, and he too that would have to shoulder the responsibility for...........

what it was that , unfortunately for the crew of the space shuttle, 'Diotima Sophia', happened next ....

[shaunbhoy]

what it was that , unfortunately for the crew of the space shuttle, 'Diotima Sophia', happened next ....

Crash Landings are unusual, and whilst all pilots train for just such a contingency, most never get the chance to try it for real. But it was on that very night that Flight Lieutenant Janice "Piggsy" Ozopokian was to face the challenge, and that tragically for the passengers, she was to prove...........

[suityou01]

Crash Landings are unusual, and whilst all pilots train for just such a contingency, most never get the chance to try it for real. But it was on that very night that Flight Lieutenant Janice "Piggsy" Ozopokian was to face the challenge, and that tragically for the passengers, she was to prove...........

women should not be pilots.

Shortly after take off, there was a loud noise from the middle of the aircraft. It was the ....

[shaunbhoy]

women should not be pilots.

Shortly after take off, there was a loud noise from the middle of the aircraft. It was the ....

cistern overflowing again. Despite numerous complaints from Flight Crew about the overpowering stench of curried cabbage, ground crew technicians at the Luton hub had failed to identify the source of the pong. On this trip however, flight attendants would have to do more than distribute Odor Eaters to the disgruntled passengers, this time it would require copious amounts of.....

[Ruprect]

cistern overflowing again. Despite numerous complaints from Flight Crew about the overpowering stench of curried cabbage, ground crew technicians at the Luton hub had failed to identify the source of the pong. On this trip however, flight attendants would have to do more than distribute Odor Eaters to the disgruntled passengers, this time it would require copious amounts of.....

hand relief, however as Suzanne leant over to attend to the first passenger the pilot performed an unexpected....

[suityou01]

hand relief, however as Suzanne leant over to attend to the first passenger the pilot performed an unexpected....

burlesque strip tease for the passengers. The first officer was startled and knocked the plane into a power dive. The lurching of the cabin caused the flight attendants to ...

[shaunbhoy]

hand relief, however as Suzanne leant over to attend to the first passenger the pilot performed an unexpected....

handbrake turn, a particularly unconventional maneouvre at the best of times. After half a dozen large gins it was cavalier to say the least. The net result was that Suzanne had to rather sheepishly remove her cleavage from the flushed face of the elderly passenger before applying a cold compress to his swollen.......

[Ruprect]

burlesque strip tease for the passengers. The first officer was startled and knocked the plane into a power dive. The lurching of the cabin caused the flight attendants to ...

vomit copiously, making an unsightly mess in row 1's laps. As the first officer restored order to the flight path, he glanced up and to his surprise he noticed...