Thought you'd like to know

[sasguru]

Yes, they're all doing well too. Both of them.

Thanks for asking.

You have 2 friends?
bastard!

[Pondlife]

Yes, they're all doing well too. Both of them.

Thanks for asking.

I think technically, parents count as family and not friends.

Sorry.

[AtW]

You have 2 friends?
bastard!

He calls them Leftie and Rightie...

[sasguru]

Anyway Dim, there's a smallish house on my road you could buy for £1M.
At the rate they're going up will be worth £1.5M in a couple of years.

[DimPrawn]

You have 2 friends?
bastard!

I'm counting you as one of them!

[OwlHoot]

I think technically, parents count as family and not friends.

Sorry.

and strictly speaking, a couple of earwigs in a match box count as pets and not friends.

Can't be helped.

[Moscow Mule]

Thought you'd like to know

How wrong can one person be?

[oracleslave]

Anyway Dim, there's a smallish house on my road you could buy for £1M.
At the rate they're going up will be worth £1.5M in a couple of years.

I knew you were in a rough part of Wandsworth. Try this one

[Pondlife]

How wrong can one person be?

coffee --------> keybd (and some even went up my nose.)

[RichardCranium]

I think technically, parents count as family and not friends.

Sorry.

So he must have one friend then.