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    Originally posted by Chico
    Go find out and stop making yourself look like an ignorant ass
    Here you go, don't thank me now, just let me know if it saves you


    Things that can harm, ward off or kill a vampire:


    Garlic - will ward off

    Silver cross - will burn or ward off

    Wooden stake through the heart - will kill

    Decapitation of the head - will kill

    Prayer/House of God - will ward off

    Eating the grave dirt of a vampire & smearing oneself with the vampires blood - ward off and kill vampires bite

    Sunlight/Fire - will burn and kill

    Steel placed in the mouth, over the eyes, over the ears, and in between the fingers at time of burial - will ward off

    Placing a crucifix inside coffin - will ward off and stop the vampire from rising from it's grave

    Placing blocks under the chin to prevent the body from eating the shroud - will ward off

    Nailing clothes to coffin walls - will ward off

    Exorcism - will kill

    Holy water - will burn or sometimes can kill

    Repeating of funeral service - will ward off

    Falling snow - will burn and kill

    Rain or running water (rivers) - will burn and kill.

    A Vampire cannot and will not drink the blood of the dead if he knows what's good for him (slightly deadly too).
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      Originally posted by Chico
      Go find out and stop making yourself look like an ignorant ass
      Go and find out. We'll have no ignorant ass Americanizations here.

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        Bagpuss I see you are clued up on myths etc ... now go find out the reality.
        Sola gratia

        Sola fide

        Soli Deo gloria

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          Interesting, Bagpuss. Thanks for that.

          Especially "Falling snow - will burn and kill".

          Didn't seem to do that on Angel/BTVS though...

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            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Interesting, Bagpuss. Thanks for that.

            Especially "Falling snow - will burn and kill".

            Didn't seem to do that on Angel/BTVS though...

            Oh yes , that spinoff for treehuggers peaceniks and the like, I'm a devout Draculaiun
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              Originally posted by Chico
              Bagpuss I see you are clued up on myths etc ... now go find out the reality.
              Is it a kind of x marks the spot in numpty identification?
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                Terrific off topic deflection there chaps.

                Very very well done!
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  Thanks.

                  We do try...

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                    Originally posted by Chico
                    Bagpuss I see you are clued up on myths etc ... now go find out the reality.
                    Myths = Religion

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                      Myths == religion?

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